Title: Royal Snub: Meghan Markle and Other Major Royals Absent from King Charles’ Birthday Video

King Charles celebrated his 75th birthday today, and to mark the occasion, a delightful family video showcasing his life through the years has been released.

However, there has been some controversy surrounding the video, particularly the absence of Catherine and Meghan, two prominent members of the royal family.

The chosen image for the article by the Daily Abscess was quite interesting.

It featured Meghan wearing the famous “breaking the chains” dress at the marshmallow hat event.

But what caught my attention was the gesture Harry made with his fingers.

From a body language perspective, such gestures are not common, as it seemed Harry was not very verbal at the time.

What could he have been trying to convey?

Perhaps he was indicating ups and downs in his marriage, playing air drums, or even signaling the impending “Mexit.”

The mystery remains unsolved.

Now, let's address the video in question.

It is a well-designed compilation showcasing King Charles throughout the years.

It swiftly switches between various moments from his life.

However, people have raised concerns about the exclusion of Catherine and Meghan, despite the inclusion of William, Harry, Diana, and Queen Camilla.

Meghan is referred to by her name, while Catherine is simply mentioned as “other major rogel.”

This choice of words implies that Meghan herself is considered a major royal.

It's interesting how tabloids try to keep Meghan attached to the royal family, albeit in different ways.

If Catherine had been included in the video while Meghan was left out, accusations of racism or pettiness towards Meghan would have surely followed.

Therefore, not featuring Catherine at all seems to have been a strategic move to avoid such controversies.

I wouldn't be surprised if Catherine herself came up with this tactic, as she knows how to play the game of human chess.

Moving on, let's discuss a certain picture of Meghan that has been circulating.

It features the ominous hand, known as “the claw,” which constantly seeks attention and dominance.

This is one of the trademarks of the discount duchess, and it's hard to miss.

Behind Meghan stands James Holt, Archwell's executive director.

One would expect him to be focused on his role at Archwell, rather than rubbing elbows with the Montecito morons.

But it seems he enjoys the spotlight just as much as his bosses.

Speaking of bosses, Harry appears more miserable than ever in the video.

Perhaps he was already bored and longing for a Netflix and chill session.

Not being on the same page can quickly kill the mood in a couple, and Harry's demeanor reflects this.

Maybe he is overwhelmed by too much freedom, as they say you can have too much of a good thing.

Some have questioned the authenticity of a photo from the video, suggesting it may have been retouched or fake.

However, upon closer inspection, it appears to be genuine.

The same cannot be said for the expressions of the people in the background.

None of them seem to display the expected joy of being near the saviors of the British monarchy.

One woman's face resembles Harry's, indicating she might share his mood.

Another lady looks like someone who realizes she wore Crocs to the office on a Monday morning.

It's almost like a renaissance painting, capturing the dynamics between everyone involved.

In conclusion, the absence of Catherine and Meghan in King Charles' birthday video has sparked controversy.

The choice to exclude Catherine altogether seems to have been a strategic move to avoid potential backlash.

Meanwhile, body language cues and the presence of “the claw” suggest a desire for attention and dominance on Meghan's part.

Harry's miserable appearance raises questions about his current state of mind.

As for the authenticity of the photo, it appears to be genuine, but the expressions of those in the background add an intriguing layer to the overall dynamics.