Title: Exclusive Interview with Thomas Markle Jr. and Bingo Game with Meghan Markle’s Speech

In an exciting turn of events, we have the opportunity to interview Thomas Markle Jr., and it's happening very soon!

But before we dive into the details, let's talk about the breaking news.

We need your help, our beloved Drunk Goose Club Hong Kong.

We want you to submit your questions for Thomas Markle Jr. Keep in mind that we should maintain a respectful and kind tone.

He has generously agreed to take some time out to talk to us, so leave your questions in the comments below, and we will compile a list for him to answer in a video.

We are beyond thrilled about this interview.

A big thanks to Paula M channel for helping arrange this exciting opportunity.

We are grateful to Thomas Markle Jr. for agreeing to come on our show.

Stay tuned for more updates on the interview.

Now, let's move on to the main event – a game of bingo with Meghan Markle's speech.

Many of you have requested a discussion about her speech, but we thought, why not make it more fun?

We have created a bingo card to play along with her speech.

Our very own Dr. Bad Vibes s**y Voice Gander assisted in pulling together the speech, and I haven't heard it yet.

So, let's listen to it together and mark our bingo cards.

Before we begin, let's take a look at some of the bingo squares on the card.

From left to right, we have “makes a situation about herself,” “bronzer,” “says ‘me',” “says ‘we',” “look at me,” “look at my jewelry,” “gazes at doofus,” “can't read the room,” “says ‘incredible',” “takes a dig at the royal family,” “tells a lie,” “smug,” “free space,” “calls doofus ‘my husband',” “plays with her hair,” “does the ‘I gotta pee' pose,” “doofus plays with his jacket,” “wears something wrinkled,” “laughs at her own jokes,” “brings the conversation back to herself,” “rictus grin,” “says ‘I',” “says ‘amazing',” “shows her wedding ring/lack of engagement ring,” and “discusses family.”

Now, let's watch the speech and see if we can get a bingo.

As we play, I'll keep a count of how many times Meghan says “I,” and you'll hear a ding every time it pops up.

Let's see how this unfolds!

As the speech begins, Meghan immediately grabs the mic and makes it about herself.

We can already check that box.

She also brings up her family, neglecting to mention her estrangement from them.

And look, her outfit appears to be wrinkled, so we can mark that square too.

Oh, she just said “amazing” – a word she loves to throw around.

Let's mark that as well.

And once again, she brings the conversation back to herself.

Plus, she's showing off her jewelry and gazing at doofus.

We're ticking off these squares!

Meghan continues to say “I” countless times, and her rictus grin is on full display.

We're making great progress on our bingo card.

She even does the “I gotta pee” pose and plays with her hair.

She really knows how to check off those boxes!

And there it is – she discusses family once again.

Congratulations to all of us!

We've achieved multiple bingos.

Meghan's speech had numerous instances of making situations about herself, discussing family, telling lies, and more.

We almost had a bingo across the board!

We hope you enjoyed playing this bingo game with us as much as we did.

If we get another speech from doofus in the future, we'll definitely play another round.

Thank you for your support and lovely comments.

We appreciate each and every one of you.

Stay tuned for more entertaining content, and have a fantastic day!