Title: Duchess of Sausages Eyes “The Bodyguard” Sequel as U.S.

Authorities Refuse to Release Prince Harry's Visa Details

The United States authorities have once again declined to disclose the details of Prince Harry's visa application, citing his right to privacy.

Despite his high-profile life, including a recent Netflix project with his wife, the authorities have chosen to keep the information under wraps.

This decision has raised eyebrows among some Royal Watchers, who believe that this preferential treatment is due to what they call “ex-Royal Ginger Privilege.”

Speculation abounds about the reasons behind this secrecy, with some suggesting that it could potentially trigger a global conflict.

However, others argue that the U.S. government may not even possess records of Harry's initial entry into the country, as he arrived as a private citizen rather than a working royal.

Complicating matters further are COVID protocols, which could create significant challenges.

Given the history of movies involving U.S. government agencies, it wouldn't be surprising if this saga continues for years or until Harry fades from public memory.

Meanwhile, the Duchess of Sausages, Meghan Markle, seems to have her sights set on a role in the sequel to the iconic film “The Bodyguard,” originally starring Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner.

However, according to royal expert Kinsey Scofield, claims that Kevin Costner was considering Meghan for the sequel are baseless.

The revised script for the sequel had actually been intended for the late Princess Diana.

Furthermore, Costner is currently going through a tumultuous divorce, making any collaboration with Meghan highly unlikely.

It is worth noting the irony in Scofield's statement, as her mention of a “nasty divorce” momentarily leads one to believe she is referring to Meghan herself.

However, it is indeed Costner who is facing a difficult separation, complete with cheating rumors and financial stress.

Meghan's return to acting has been a topic of interest, but she reportedly only wants to work with A-list directors.

This desire for high-profile collaborations stems from her belief that current offers are too cheesy and beneath her status as a former actress on the TV show “Suits.”

Unfortunately for Meghan, a missed opportunity recently arose with the remake of “The Little Mermaid.”

Thanks to an image shared by Greenwich for Trump, a striking resemblance between Meghan and the character Vanessa from the animated film has been pointed out.

This comparison is sure to leave a lasting impression on viewers.

Duchess Moon and Sparkle, as Meghan is sometimes referred to, made a humorous statement about her recent royal tour of Germany.

She claimed that her lecture, in which she used the words “me,” “mine,” or “my” a staggering 66 times, was met with adoration.

Additionally, she boasted about her fashion style, suggesting that her top was inspired by Sharon Stone's iconic scene in “Basic Instinct.”

This statement led some to draw parallels between Meghan and the film's character, Catherine Trammell, in more ways than just their choice of attire.

Moving on to U.S. President Joe Biden's visit to King Charles, there have been claims that Biden broke royal protocol by touching the monarch.

Although not an expert on royal etiquette, it seems that this gesture was simply a regular presidential handshake, aiming to convey warmth.

However, some observers noted that Biden's grip on the king's arm was slightly too firm.

Nevertheless, such gestures are common among American men, so it may not be a significant breach of protocol.

In the grand scheme of things, Venezuelan dictators have committed far greater protocol violations.

The memory of former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's ill-advised attempt to hug Queen Elizabeth II still haunts many, causing considerable secondhand embarrassment.

Meghan's decision to embrace guards during a visit to the UK also brought back memories of this incident, albeit for shock value rather than genuine affection.

Lastly, there is speculation about whether Meghan's Netflix documentary will receive Emmy nominations.

The nominations will be announced on July 12th, and it would be a significant achievement for Meghan if her project were recognized.

There are even reports that the Emmy Awards organizers want Meghan to present an award alone, without her husband Prince Harry.

This development has sparked discussion among fans, and their opinions on the matter are eagerly awaited.

In conclusion, the news surrounding Meghan Markle and Prince Harry continues to captivate audiences.

While the U.S. authorities keep Harry's visa details under wraps, Meghan explores potential acting opportunities, including a rumored role in “The Bodyguard” sequel.

Meanwhile, President Biden's visit to King Charles raised questions about royal protocol, with some claiming that he breached etiquette by touching the monarch.

As Meghan awaits the Emmy nominations, her future in the entertainment industry remains uncertain.

The saga of the Sussexes continues to unfold, keeping the world eagerly watching their every move.