Spotify Breaks Ties with Meghan and Harry: The Royal Breakup Party

In a surprising turn of events, Spotify has decided to part ways with Meghan and Harry, marking a significant shift in their lives.

Throughout history, the British royal family has had its fair share of breakups, from Edward VII separating from Great Britain to Princess Margaret ending her relationship with Group Captain Peter Townsend and her husband, the Earl of Snowdon, as well as landscaper Roddy Llewellyn.

More recently, three of the late queen's four children went through divorces in 1992, followed by additional splits in the following years.

King Charles has also been actively distancing himself from Fossil Fuels, and now Prince William and Prince Harry have bid farewell to their hair.

It seems that the royal breakup party is in full swing.

Meghan, also known as the Duchess of Hurts, has not only been dumped by Spotify but is also on the verge of losing her partnership with Netflix, along with her blog projects and trademark registrations.

Despite attempting to venture into the fashion industry, all her endeavors seem to have fallen short.

It appears that Meghan is trying to sell her voice through an online platform, but she may have set the price too high.

According to a recent report, Meghan posted a registration form on Celebrity Booking Agent, offering her services as a speaker or performer for various events.

The form allows interested parties to explore her availability and pricing for corporate events, fundraisers, private parties, social media campaigns, festivals, trade shows, conferences, endorsement projects, and even guest speaking engagements.

However, despite being up for a week, no one has yet hired Meghan as a speaker.

It seems that Meghan has forgotten that she owes her fame to her marriage to Prince Harry.

Without him, she would be struggling to find financial stability, just as she did when she pursued Ashley Cole.

All her ventures have proved to be poor investments, and she lacks a distinct personal brand.

While she may have received awards, their significance is questionable as she has not engaged in any notable activism beyond symbolic gestures.

In today's world, simply claiming to be an activist is not enough; one must take tangible action.

Harry, on the other hand, has his mother's inheritance and is not dependent on Meghan for his financial future.

Even if he were broke, he would be better off without her, as she has tarnished his reputation.

Once he frees himself from her influence, he will resurface and regain his likability.

Meanwhile, Prince Harry is reportedly relying on Meghan to secure their financial future due to his lack of upcoming work opportunities.

Royal commentator Mary Muthigan suggests that since Harry doesn't seem to have any projects in the pipeline, their financial stability may rest on Meghan's shoulders.

She compares this situation to that of C-list actors who transform themselves into influencers, endorsing brands, posting photos in ageless underwear, and trying to maintain relevance.

As Meghan and Harry navigate this new chapter in their lives, it remains to be seen how they will overcome these recent setbacks.

With Spotify and potentially Netflix distancing themselves from the couple, they may need to reassess their strategies and find alternative avenues for financial success.

Only time will tell if they can rebuild their brand and secure a stable future outside the confines of the royal family.