Prince Harry’s Birthday Call to King Charles: Fact or Fiction?

In the latest chapter of the Tori Graf making things up, a new story has surfaced claiming that Prince Harry picked up the phone to wish his father, King Charles, a happy 75th birthday.

While this may just be an attempt by the media to spice up a slow news day, let's dive into this fairy tale and see where it takes us.

According to rumors, Harry was busy googling how to dial the UK from California, preparing for this epic phone call.

It is said that he even remembered his father's birthday without any reminder from Meghan.

Now, we all know that Meghan is not an expert on the royal family, but who knows?

On the other side of the call, King Charles, always composed and graceful, supposedly received this surprise call with the same astonishment one would have finding drywall at Buckingham Palace.

Can you imagine the scene?

Picture him, eyebrows raised, whispering to Camilla, “Guess who remembered my birthday?”

But the plot thickens.

It is rumored that Prince Archie and Princess Lily sent a video singing happy birthday to their grandfather.

Of course, the chances of this video actually existing are as slim as finding a positive comment on Twitter.

But let's indulge in this whimsical narrative, as if we were in a Royal Wes Anderson movie.

However, most people with at least half a brain are not buying this story of familial reconciliation.

The king, on the other hand, celebrated his birthday with the stoicism of a man who has seen enough drama to last a lifetime.

He was likely more focused on the state of the realm than dwelling on fictitious phone calls.

These rumors might be running wild because Netflix's hit series, The Crown, is dropping its latest season, perfectly timed with the alleged phone call.

It's almost as if the media, in a desperate bid to stay relevant, is weaving fact and fiction together like a bartender mixing a chicken-not-stir martini.

Meanwhile, Prince Harry seems to be auditioning for the role of the prodigal son, yearning for a family reunion that's broadcasted more widely than the Invictus Games.

But let's put this in perspective.

Let's imagine for a moment that this conversation actually took place.

And that's why we are here tonight, to rehearse that hypothetical transcript, as released by Archibald himself, of course.

In this hypothetical conversation, we can imagine Harry greeting his father and joking about the stark contrast between their living situations.

Harry sitting in his humble Montecito mansion while Charles enjoys his castle.

They would exchange pleasantries, and Harry would introduce his children, who mysteriously appear older than they should be.

Archie and Lily, in this imaginary call, would impress their grandfather with their advanced knowledge of quantum physics and discussions about the future of the monarchy.

Meghan, of course, would be in the kitchen baking cookies, offering freshly baked scones for tea.

Harry would whisper to his dad about Meghan's traditional housewife tendencies, unable to stop her.

But in reality, this call never happened.

It was merely a figment of someone's imagination or a story spun out of thin air.

And you already knew that, right?

You're here for the silly memes and my bad British accent, aren't you?

Allegedly, Prince Harry had every intention of calling his father, but intentions are not the same as actions.

Picture this: Harry, sitting in his Californian palace, suddenly remembers his father's birthday.

He bravely attempts to calculate time zones, only to realize that the King's schedule is as packed as a New York sidewalk when Prince William is around.

Sources from Buckingham Palace have dismissed the story of the birthday call as uncanny as the existence of cheese rolling competitions.

The King, busy with launching a project to combat food poverty, had no time for phantom phone calls.

A swanky private party at Clarence House was held to celebrate Charles' 75 years of regal splendor, but every time Harry's name flashed on the King's phone, it was treated like a game of hot potato.

Buckingham Palace, true to its classy nature, chose not to comment on this telephonic turmoil.

Prince Harry seems to be collecting missed opportunities like limited-edition stamps.

From failed attempts to crash at Windsor Castle to unsuccessful family reunions, it appears that communication between Harry and Charles continues to be a conundrum, with more missed calls than a telemarketer during EastEnders time.

As we eagerly await the next chapter in this ongoing saga, one can only wonder if it will involve a WhatsApp message in the Windsor group chat.