Meghan Markle’s Hollywood Hurdles: A Birthday Bash to Forget

In a surprising twist of events, Meghan Markle has reportedly made yet another bid to infiltrate Hollywood's elite at Kerry Washington's birthday celebration.

What was intended to be a cozy new moon ceremony hosted by Jessica Alba quickly turned into a spectacle reminiscent of “Where in the World is Meghan Markle?”—and not in a good way.

Rumor has it that Markle wasn't even on the guest list.

The gathering was designed to be an intimate affair, featuring a select group of high-profile women engaged in activities like candle lighting, journaling, and manifesting their innermost wishes.

Jessica Alba took to TikTok to share glimpses of the event, showcasing the attendees, including the birthday girl, Kerry Washington.

Yet, amidst this A-list assembly, there was Markle, barely noticeable and seemingly out of place, awkwardly laughing and clapping as if she were a trained seal.

Despite the cameras capturing the moment, Meghan's presence was more of a fleeting shadow than a focal point.

She certainly didn't snag any quality time with the prominent guests.

And here's where it gets juicy—YouTube personality Paula M claims that Meghan was actually asked to leave the party.

Allegedly, she arrived as a surprise guest, which in celebrity lingo often means “not invited,” and the hosts were reportedly less than thrilled about her unexpected appearance.

The irony of the situation is hard to ignore.

The guests were there to release what no longer serves them, a phrase that has ignited speculation.

Could it be that Meghan was trying to manifest an escape from her marriage?

Given the swirling rumors of tension between her and Prince Harry, it doesn't seem far-fetched.

After all, if you find yourself at a Hollywood gathering where others are focused on achieving tangible goals—like career advancements or even global harmony—should you really be the one fixated on shedding royal baggage and orchestrating a PR revival?

One glaring observation from the event was the noticeable absence of enthusiasm for Markle.

Unlike her previous publicity stunts, there were no posed photographs, no adoring captions, and certainly no spirited group shots featuring her alongside Kerry Washington or Jessica Alba.

This silence speaks volumes.

Hollywood insiders are well aware of how public relations operate.

If they wanted Markle in their social media circles, there would have been selfies, strategic tagging, and a flurry of online buzz.

Instead, it was crickets.

This isn't the first instance where Meghan has appeared as a surprise guest at events where she clearly didn't belong.

Time and again, she manages to leak these encounters to the press, attempting to portray herself as a cherished attendee.

In reality, she often seems to be a last-minute addition that no one had the heart to dismiss immediately.

It's becoming increasingly clear that Meghan Markle's aspirations in Hollywood are crumbling like a stale scone at Buckingham Palace.

No matter how many moon rituals she attends or how many parties she crashes, the A-list crowd appears unimpressed with her overtures.

If she continues to gatecrash events uninvited, she risks manifesting something she truly fears: complete and utter irrelevance.