Meghan and Harry’s Hopes of Christmas Reunion Dashed as Drama Unfolds

Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, was left devastated as her Auntie Oprah declined an invitation to their Christmas party.

The couple had been anticipating a reunion with the royal family in the UK this holiday season, hoping to mend fences and spend Christmas at Sandringham.

However, fresh drama has emerged, putting an end to their plans.

Speculation had been circulating for months that Meghan and Harry were eager to celebrate the festive season with their extended family in Britain.

Yet, the release of Omid Scobie's second book, “Endgame,” has only fueled tensions between the Sussexes and the royals.

So, how are the Harkles spending their Christmas this year?

According to a source, as the North Polian gusts sweep through Montecito, Meghan is taking a more relaxed approach.

She is waking up later than usual and refraining from sending early morning emails to her staff, recognizing that it's their holiday too.

However, a sense of sadness fills the air as festive cards from Jay-Z, Beyoncé, the Beckhams, and other family members have gone missing in transit.

Harry, worn out from a challenging year, particularly with the publication of his ghostwritten memoir in January, takes charge of setting the table.

Instead of turkey, they opt for ethically sourced chicken from their own garden coop.

Placemats are replaced with surplus copies of Meghan's best-selling picture book, “The Bench.”

As side dishes of betrayal and woe are served, they make sure to support Palestinian-owned stores, adhering to their house rules of not mentioning Spotify, Coronation, or car chases.

Unfortunately, Auntie Oprah is absent from the mix, fueling rumors of a cooling in relations.

On the other hand, Doria and Tyler Perry arrive in a Hertz electric car rental, adding their presence to the Californian Christmas gathering.

No Royal Californian Christmas would be complete without lively parlor games.

Omid Scobie, known as Target's court jester, suggests replacing the traditional charades with fantastical fireside storytelling.

The more imaginative and far-fetched, the better.

As a result, the Sussex family clan dons matching cardigans and beanies, perfect for a post-lunch stroll on the beach.

During their walk, they engage in a symbolic act of launching ships and bottles into the ocean, sending messages of hope to those less fortunate around the world who lack access to Netflix, newspapers, or the internet.

Harry and Meghan's grievances are shared with those who may not have heard them otherwise.

With no one else to celebrate Christmas with, the couple finds solace in communing with the spirit of Princess Diana, Harry's late mother.

Conveniently, Diana's spirit tells them everything they want to hear.

Meghan is praised as the fairest of them all, while Harry is reassured that he still possesses his youth and handsomeness.

However, it is mentioned that the real Diana would likely be disappointed in how Harry turned out and saddened that he didn't have the happy family his brother, William, has.

The couple's attempts to portray a happy family are met with skepticism, as they are seen as mere pretenses for staged Hallmark movie moments with their children.