Kitson’s Holiday Hypocrisy: Duke and Duchess of Drama Take Center Stage

In the heart of LA’s shopping scene, Kitson, once a glittering jewel where celebrities like Paris Hilton and Torrey Spelling would frolic about the racks, is now taking a swing at Hollywood’s favorite royal defectors.

Their holiday window display is anything but subtle, hitting as hard as a sledgehammer at a tea party.

Thanks to Kirsten Scofield and her To Die For podcast, we can now witness the naughtiest hall of fame in Kitson’s window display, featuring none other than our very own Duke and Duchess of Drama.

Hazza and the Duchess of Sausages have become the stars of this year’s show, joining the ranks of past honorees like Hunter Biden and Chrissy Teigen.

The window shamelessly highlights their love for private jets, because nothing screams eco-friendly like jet-setting in your own personal plane.

It must be a nostalgic sight for Meghan, a hometown girl, seeing her face plastered in a store she probably once frequented for the latest early millennium fashion.

It’s like being the guest of honor at a party you never wanted to attend in the first place.

For those eager to snap a selfie with the royal rebels, Kitson’s Robertson Boulevard location has got you covered.

It’s like Madame Tussauds, but with a bit more shade.

So if you’re in LA and want some royal snark to go with your holiday shopping, Kitson’s window display is the place to be.

And no, this isn’t a marketing stunt.

It’s a tinsel-covered, tongue-in-cheek reminder that even during the holidays, Hollywood loves to mock.

In another twist of life being stranger than fiction, director Carl Rinsch, who received an 11 million dollar bonanza from Netflix for a sci-fi series, decided to take a daring leap into the world of cryptocurrency.

Plunging six million dollars into the volatile market, he bid farewell to over half of his stash in a tribute to crypto’s unpredictability.

And just when you thought Rinsch’s financial saga couldn’t get more outrageous, he boldly asked Netflix for more money, perhaps for a sequel to his own financial farce.

One can only imagine Meghan banging her head against the wall for not thinking of such a move herself.

But hey, there’s always room to improve your craft, or grift, in this case.

Considering Rinsch’s crypto adventure, it wouldn’t be surprising if Harry decided to launch his own cryptocurrency, aptly named Hazzacoin.

Or maybe something suggested by his fans, like Todrick Coin.

After all, as Harry himself mentioned, he loves how these financial products rhyme with “growing.”

And when the time comes, Netflix will likely make a documentary about Harry’s financial escapades, airing it on their platform to recoup their losses.

It’s like recycling, but with a touch of drama.

Back to Meghan, who is once again in the fashion spotlight, according to the headlines that surface every Monday.

She made waves in an all-white ensemble that was as subtle as a snowstorm in July.

It seems she wants to portray herself as pure, naive, and innocent.

Yet, she looks as regal as a queen reigning over a parking lot.

Meghan ensured she captured the perfect shot of everyone at the table, but most importantly, everyone listening to her amazing words.

It tugs at the public relations heartstrings, engaging and heartfelt talks about justice and equality, ticking all the boxes for her public relations crusade.

Meghan has been rocking the neutral palette, making neutrality the new black.

From her black outfit at the hockey game to the beige dress at the Power of Women event, she’s embracing muted tones like never before.

It’s a strategy to regain the spotlight, as public relations wizard Mark Borkowski suggests.

Stepping out solo at events is Meghan’s way of warming her way back into Hollywood’s good graces.

It’s like she’s sending smoke signals to the entertainment gods, reminding them of her acting days and hinting that she’s available for bookings.

During her appearance at the gala, Meghan reminisced about her days on the TV show Suits, reminiscing about simpler times when memorizing lines was her biggest worry.

Teasers about her future projects leave us eagerly awaiting announcements, much like the anticipation surrounding a royal baby.

Publicist Eric Schiffer believes this is all part of Meghan’s grand relaunch of Brand Sausages.

Her solo presence at the event was a declaration of independence from Harry, royalty, and whatever else she’s distancing herself from these days.

It’s clear that Meghan’s return to the spotlight is a calculated move to reclaim her position in Hollywood.

She aims to be the Oprah of Netflix, pitching projects that make people feel good.

And speaking of Netflix, it seems they got their content, but not the script they were expecting.

The confusion arises as to whether they are referring to Rinsch or Meghan herself.

But let’s hear your thoughts.

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