Harry Excluded from Royal Event: A Tale of Embarrassment and Controversy

In a surprising turn of events, Prince Harry found himself excluded from an event that all members of the royal family were invited to attend.

This decision comes as a consequence of his recent behavior and actions, which have left many questioning his commitment to the monarchy.

Last week, Harry appeared in the High Court to present his case against Mirror Group newspapers, accusing them of hacking his phone.

However, his performance during the cross-examination was less than impressive.

In a single day, he claimed “I can't remember” a staggering 18 times and “I don't know” nine times.

This lack of preparation and disregard for the details of his own case showcased a stunning lack of professionalism.

Moreover, Harry seemed to believe in his own moral superiority throughout the proceedings.

Unfortunately, this misplaced confidence only served to make him a laughingstock.

His behavior during the coronation further added to the embarrassment.

After the ceremony, he hastily scuttled out of the abbey, never to be seen again.