Belén Game: A Direct Attack on the Royal Family Unveiled

The highly anticipated book, Belén Game, written by Harry and Meghan's proxy, is causing quite a stir at Archwell.

The headquarters in Montecito are buzzing with anxiety as it becomes clear that this book will not only fail in terms of sales but also tarnish their reputation.

Sources reveal that WME, Meghan's current public relations firm, is far from pleased with the publication, and even Ari Emanuel, the head honcho who vowed to revive Meghan's brand, advised against it.

So, why did he oppose Belén Game?

Simply put, he knew the content was a mix of recycled rumors and baseless claims, lacking any substantial evidence.

It seems Meghan has repeated her past mistakes from The Tig.

Interestingly, Meghan is now blaming Harry for the book, trying to shift the blame onto him and paint him as the instigator of the Royal Rift.

However, WME is scrambling to portray a harmonious relationship between Meghan and Charles, as we are about to discover.

In recent news, Prince William has reportedly decided to distance himself from family gatherings involving Prince Harry.

It appears that the only time these two brothers will exchange glances is at solemn occasions such as funerals.

It's no surprise that William has little interest in meeting with Harry.

Fortunately, Gingerbread will only return for major events, sparing the family from additional tension.

With no royal weddings or christenings on the horizon, William's decision seems justified.

Harry, on the other hand, continues to engage in questionable strategies, attacking Camilla in his book Spare and falsely claiming a close relationship with the King.

One can't help but wonder if Harry's communications are being managed by multiple individuals simultaneously.

As if the drama couldn't escalate further, Coby's book accuses the Palace of misleading the public about Camilla's Queen status and dismisses diversity efforts as mere PR stunts.

This adds another layer of tension between Harry and Meghan.

Harry, in his imbecility, believed that Spare would have little impact on the family, merely generating attention for commercial gain.

However, he now finds himself in a state of regret, unable to reverse the consequences.

It's hard not to relish in the German word Schadenfreude, as the situation unfolds.

Count Barbican, not content with targeting Charles, Camilla, William, and Catherine, also takes aim at the Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh.

In June 2021, Edward and Sophie playfully asked, “Oprah who?”

in reference to Harry and Meghan's grand Oprah interview.

Coby interprets this remark as a royal blunder, bordering on bigotry.

Furthermore, at the late Queen's estate funeral, Coby claims to have witnessed Sophie skillfully ignoring Meghan, a subtle yet profound snub.

Queen Camilla and the Princess of Wales also joined the league of those disregarding the Duchess.

Count Barbican laments the lack of media attention given to Edward and Sophie's Cayman Islands escapades, suggesting that their adventures were so unremarkable that they barely made local news, let alone international headlines.

This raises the question: why does this book attempt to portray the media's respect for Edward and Sophie's privacy as a negative aspect?

It seems to be a misguided endeavor, contradicting the very principles they claim to champion.

When the Harkons aren't engaged in disputes with WME, who only have until next spring to salvage Meghan's image, they continue to argue amongst themselves about the impact of Belén Game on the royal family.

They had hoped for a seismic shift in the dynamics, a revelatory moment that would shake the House of Windsor to its core.

Yet, the royal institution remains steadfast, unaffected by the recycled plastic biographer's words.

Harry, despite his naivety, expected introspection, remorse, and transformation from his family in response to the book.

Instead, the royals carry on with their duties, unperturbed by the misguided attempts to tarnish their reputation.

Meghan, equally frustrated, reflects on missed opportunities.

The book was meant to be a catalyst for change, a vindication of their decision to step back from royal life.

However, the monarchy remains blissfully unaware of the schemes concocted by the discount duchess.

The current atmosphere at Montecito showcases the clash between expectations and reality, the divide between hope and actuality.

Harry and Meghan anticipated overwhelming public support and understanding following the release of these excerpts.

Instead, they find themselves becoming the target of public scrutiny, seen as nothing more than fools.

Meghan's audacity in taking on a centuries-old institution is only surpassed by her relentless blame-shifting onto Harry.

It's no wonder they are rarely at home.

Methane's last resort is to spend her remaining funds on headlines that attempt to portray a close relationship between her and King Charles, a glorified pen-pal connection.

She claims they exchanged physical letters, a rarity in the digital age, discussing hush-hush comments about Archie's skin tone.

This narrative is meant to make it seem like Charles, out of grand parental concern, reached out to Meghan after the Oprah interview to express his disappointment, not in the royal turmoil, but in their decision to go public.

These recollections, difficult to substantiate, paint casual racism within the family chat as a mere misunderstanding.

However, it's highly unlikely that Charles would have risked writing a physical letter to the Del Taco Duchess, as it would have undoubtedly been leaked within minutes.

The alleged letters are described as respectful yet serious, a royal equivalent of agreeing to disagree.

According to an anonymous source within Buckingham Palace, while there may not be any ill will, there is an undeniable chill in their relationship.

It seems they have taken a direct trip to Frostnipistan.

Scobie claims to know the identities of the two mysterious royal racists mentioned in the book but fears legal repercussions from the king's lawyers if he were to reveal them.

This sheds light on why I refer to this book as Belén Game, or rather Bollocks Game.

The book also includes Prince William ignoring texts from Harry, Queen Camilla secretly expressing gratitude to Piers Morgan, and a timid Princess of Wales being coaxed into the spotlight.

It's all too much to bear.

As always, I'm eager to hear your thoughts on this matter.

My Royal Rogues, I'm Jesús Enrique Rosas, the Royal Rogue, reminding you of the two most important words: much love and bliss.