### Meghan Markle’s Netflix Nightmare: A Royal Flop

In a dramatic turn of events, Meghan Markle is reportedly furious—no, make that livid—at Netflix CEO Greg Peters.

This outrage follows the dismal reception of her new project, “With Love, Meghan,” which has been labeled a historic failure before it even premiered.

Who could have predicted such a catastrophe?

Apparently, everyone except Meghan herself.

The show, which was supposed to be a shining moment for Markle, has been branded as inauthentic and cringeworthy by test audiences.

In layman's terms, viewers would rather watch paint dry than sit through this production.

Even Netflix, a platform known for greenlighting some questionable content, seems eager to distance itself from this debacle.

Peters, tasked with damage control, made the controversial decision to cut a particularly awkward scene featuring Markle and Mindy Kaling.

The scene involved celebrity cameos entering Meghan's fictional home, but test audiences deemed it a deal-breaker.

If this was the highlight, one can only imagine what the rest of the show holds.

In true Meghan fashion, she reportedly erupted during a heated remote meeting with Peters, expressing her fury over the edits made to her “masterpiece.”

In her eyes, any criticism is an affront to her royal vision, and anyone who suggests otherwise is simply betraying her.

Adding insult to injury, Peters made a power move by banning Meghan from the test screening room.

Yes, he actually prevented her from witnessing firsthand the unraveling of her project.

It's a bold stance, and understandably, Meghan was not pleased.

Sources indicate she accused Peters of sabotaging her efforts and demanded the reinstatement of her precious scenes.

Meanwhile, Netflix is slashing its marketing budget for the show and has even canceled the release of the second major trailer.

Why?

Because they're aware it's going to tank.

The streaming giant has determined that it's better to cut their losses now than to waste more money on what could become one of their biggest flops ever.

As if the situation couldn't get more convoluted, Meghan is now contemplating legal action against Netflix.

Her claim?

That her contract prohibits any alterations post-production.

Ironically, she had requested edits just weeks prior, which reopened the post-production process.

It seems she may have outsmarted herself in this scenario.

Initially, Netflix's board considered delaying the show's release until Easter, perhaps hoping for a miraculous revival of interest.

However, they ultimately decided to stick with the March 4th release date.

At this juncture, it appears they just want to get it over with.

Meghan's press tour has been nothing short of a disaster.

Her highly anticipated interview with Variety was canceled, and other major outlets have shown little interest in covering her.

Even Netflix seems reluctant to associate with the mess they financed.

Subscriber numbers are reportedly dwindling, with many Netflix users expressing frustration over both Markle's antics and recent price hikes.

As for Meghan, she's scrambling to salvage her reputation, enlisting her agent and manager to retaliate against Netflix.

Of course, when things go awry, it's everyone else's fault but hers.

If Meghan believed she could stroll into Hollywood and command the royal treatment, reality is proving to be a harsh teacher.

Netflix operates as a business, not a personal vanity project, and even the most oblivious executives can see that “With Love, Meghan” is dead on arrival.

No amount of screaming, whining, or lawsuits will change that fact.