### Wedding Bells or Wedding Drama?

The Chateau Nuptials Are Around the Corner

It looks like we're on the brink of another royal wedding, but don't hold your breath for a surprise appearance from the Harkles.

The upcoming marriage of Samuel Chateau, son of Lady Sarah Chateau, to his artist girlfriend, Eleanor Exegion, is already stirring up quite a buzz.

And this isn't the kind of buzz that Harry and Meghan would want to hear.

Samuel, who happens to be the grandson of Princess Margaret and sits 29th in line to the British throne, made headlines recently when he brought Eleanor to the royal Christmas festivities.

She joined the family for their traditional church outing at Sandringham, breaking the long-standing “no ring, no invite” rule.

Just think back to when Catherine had to wait until after her wedding to join in, or Sophie, who faced similar restrictions.

Yet, Meghan Markle managed to break that tradition back in 2017 by attending pre-marriage.

Now, the internet is buzzing with speculation that Eleanor's presence at these events might indicate wedding bells are on the horizon.

A royal insider has hinted that this could very well be a precursor to a Chateau wedding.

But here's the kicker: will Harry and Meghan receive an invitation?

It's a question that's almost comical given the circumstances.

Lady Sarah Chateau, Samuel's mother, reportedly has little tolerance for the Sussexes' antics.

You might remember her icy demeanor during the Platinum Jubilee service when Harry and Meghan arrived late, seemingly acting as if they owned the place.

Lady Sarah's expression was crystal clear—she was not impressed.

Her reasons for keeping her distance from the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are understandable.

Lady Sarah shared a close bond with the late Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip, who practically raised her and her brother while their parents were preoccupied with their own lives.

Her loyalty lies firmly with the monarchy, leaving no room for the drama that typically follows the Sussexes.

Let's not forget the history of wedding chaos that the Harkles have left in their wake.

Remember the last royal wedding they attended?

Meghan chose that moment to announce her pregnancy, overshadowing the bride's special day.

Can you imagine the horror on Eleanor's face if Meghan tried to pull a similar stunt?

Sorry, Eleanor, your wedding might be charming, but I've got some personal news to share!

Moreover, Harry's recollections of his Aunt Margaret from his memoir, Spare, didn't exactly win him any points with the older generation.

His stories about receiving a pen and a fish as Christmas gifts may have been quirky, but they didn't resonate well, especially with someone like Lady Sarah.

So, will the Harkles make an appearance at the Chateau wedding?

The odds seem slim.

Lady Sarah's no-nonsense attitude and subtle disapproval make it abundantly clear that she won't be rolling out the red carpet for a couple known for their penchant for controversy.

It's also worth noting that the Chateau family doesn't indulge in the typical royal pomp and circumstance.

While Samuel is royal-adjacent, Princess Margaret famously insisted that her children weren't royal due to their father's commoner status.

This family has maintained a low profile, making the prospect of inviting Harry and Meghan—who seem to attract drama wherever they go—seem utterly ridiculous.

As the countdown begins for this highly anticipated wedding, it's safe to say that the Harkles will likely be left watching from the sidelines.

There won't be any paid promotional gigs, last-minute tickets, or invitations in sight.

But hey, maybe Meghan can find another event to crash somewhere else, right?