George Clooney Distances Himself from Harry and Meghan: A PR Stunt Gone Wrong

In the ongoing saga of the Sussex Squad, it seems that George Clooney has finally decided to distance himself from the sinking ship that is Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

It begs the question, why did it take him so long?

At one point, Clooney was all over the Sussex bandwagon, gushing about their wedding and defending Meghan in interviews.

But it appears that even Hollywood royalty like George couldn't keep up the charade forever.

Sources now reveal that George has dumped the Sussexes, suggesting that their friendship was nothing more than a PR stunt.

It seems that Harry and Meghan's Hollywood act initially pulled George in, just like it did with others.

However, as time went on, he started to see through the facade.

Let's face it, getting drinks with these two would probably be a downer.

All they seem to do is complain, and George is far too savvy for that.

He has an Oscar-winning career to focus on and doesn't have time for their petty drama and tell-all interviews.

The truth is, the Clooneys were never genuine friends with the couple to begin with.

They were invited to the wedding for publicity, just like everyone else.

Once Meghan and Harry were no longer in the spotlight, George had no use for them.

Without their royal adjacent status, they are simply two D-listers.

So, George did what anyone in his position would do – he dumped the dead weight.

He didn't want the Sussexes' stench clinging onto his brand when Oscar season rolled around.

Can you blame him?

Every day, Harry and Meghan seem to find a new way to trash their royal roles and play the victim.

It must be exhausting.

Meanwhile, George has found a more valuable connection in the form of the new King Charles.

Now, that's a raw connection worth keeping.

It's no surprise that George knows where the smart money is.

Harry and Meghan have a tendency to drag down everyone around them.

Therefore, George wisely cut ties with them before they could do any real damage.

So, it seems that the Sussexes have been ghosted by yet another friend.

But fear not, I'm sure there are plenty of zealous celebrities who will still return their calls.

In the end, the toxic nature of Harry and Meghan's actions is evident.

Anyone who gets close to them ends up getting burned.

George made a smart move by distancing himself from them and focusing on his own success.

That's all for now, folks.

I'm curious to hear your thoughts on this matter.

Remember to stay healthy, stay regal, and stay royal.

Until next time, goodbye!