Meghan Markle Banned from Hollywood Christmas Parade: A Desperate Bid for Attention

The ongoing saga of Meghan and Harry's relentless pursuit of the spotlight takes a new turn as Meghan Markle finds herself banned from the 91st Hollywood Christmas Parade.

This grand tradition, dating back 91 years, is set to bring joy and festive cheer to the streets of the movie capital.

However, Meghan will not be joining the festivities this year.

Insiders reveal that the parade organizers made the decision to exclude Meghan from participating, fearing that her appearance would be overshadowed.

Let's face it, nobody really cares.

But that's not the end of the story.

In a desperate bid for attention, Meghan approached talent agency William Morris Endeavour with audacious requests.

She wanted her pictures plastered on billboards along the parade route, accompanied by feminist and humanitarian slogans.

It's as if she wants to turn a festive parade into her own personal campaign.

To make matters even more ludicrous, Meghan envisioned herself sitting in a carriage next to Harry, who would play Santa Claus.

Talk about a delusional Christmas fantasy.

However, the Hollywood Christmas Parade organizers were not swayed by Meghan's plans and promptly ignored her request.

This ban adds to the growing list of setbacks for Meghan and Harry, who seem to be stumbling in their post-royalty careers.

Omid Scobie, who appears to be entangled in Meghan and Harry's web, claimed that business and philanthropy would be Meghan's priority.

However, he admits that he doesn't quite understand what specific business project Meghan has in mind.

And let's not forget the vague hints about exciting projects in the pipeline, which Meghan teased at the Variety Gala.

Sorry, Meg, but we've heard enough.

As we approach the festive season, let's remember the true spirit of the holidays: kindness, unity, and helping one another.

The Hollywood Christmas Parade is a celebration open to everyone, regardless of status, as a reminder that we all need each other.

Meghan's attempts to hijack this joyous occasion for her own agenda are nothing short of disgraceful.

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Bye for now, truth seekers!