Harry’s Memoir: A Tsunami of Returns and Record Sales

A Royal Fan Spills the Tea on Harry's Memoir

In a surprising turn of events, a royal fan who happens to work for Amazon has spilled some intriguing details about Prince Harry's upcoming memoir.

According to this insider, Amazon has been inundated with returns of the book.

It appears that many customers received two copies of the memoir when they had only ordered one.

This mishap, combined with the book's lackluster content, has led to a surge in returns.

Even Lady C, a well-known figure in royal circles, found herself with an extra copy.

It seems that a wave of these books will soon be flooding back to Amazon, adding insult to injury.

Lack of Buzz in Montecito

Adding to the curiosity surrounding Harry's memoir, a recent report reveals that the book has only sold a mere 30 copies at a bookstore in Montecito.

Mary Sheldon, the owner of Tecolote bookshop, disclosed this astonishing figure.

The Guardian even highlighted the irony of the situation, as Montecito is a town known for its nonchalant attitude towards its celebrity residents.

The fact that a book causing such a stir worldwide is met with such indifference in this particular location is truly remarkable.

Record-Breaking Sales Around the Globe

Despite the lack of enthusiasm in Montecito, Harry's memoir is breaking records elsewhere.

In Australia, the book sold an impressive 64,000 copies within its first week, surpassing the previous record of 45,000 copies sold.

The German edition of the memoir has dominated the bestsellers list, claiming the top spot, while two English editions follow closely behind.

With over 100,000 copies sold, it is on track to become the bestselling non-fiction book of the decade in Germany.

The United Kingdom has also shown immense support, with a staggering 467,183 print copies sold in the first week, securing the number one spot on the book charts.

Penguin, the publisher, reported a total of 750,000 copies sold across all formats within the UK.

Guinness World Records Achievement

If these impressive sales figures weren't enough, Harry's memoir has achieved an additional milestone.

Guinness World Records has officially confirmed that it is the fastest-selling non-fiction book ever on its first day of publication.

This remarkable feat undoubtedly gives Prince Harry a reason to celebrate.

A Quest for Revenge?

After delving into the memoir, a royal commentator, Richard Fitzwilliams, suggests that Prince Harry may have written it with a desire for revenge.

Fitzwilliams points out that launching a memoir was always a risky move, even citing the Duke of Windsor's publication, “The King's Story,” fifteen years after his abdication.

However, Fitzwilliams emphasizes that Harry's memoir is on an entirely different level.

It contains direct, fierce, and vengeful attacks on the royal family, indicating a strong desire for revenge.

The title itself, “Spare,” which refers to Harry being overshadowed by his brother, adds to the bitterness expressed throughout the book.

It seems that the level of anger and vengeance displayed in the memoir has taken many by surprise.

Sussexes' Long-Term Goals

With the Sussexes continuously criticizing and making claims against the royal family, Richard Fitzwilliams wonders about their long-term objectives.

He raises questions about the direction Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are heading in after launching a series of controversies between December and early January.

These concerns arise as the couple recently published a 24-page report outlining the work done by their Archwell Foundation.