Meghan Markle’s Quest for a Hollywood Comeback: Will Audible Be Her Saving Grace?

The Duchess of Desperation, Meghan Markle, finds herself once again seeking redemption after being targeted in yet another American cartoon.

This time, it was Family Guy that took a jab at Meghan and her husband, Prince Harry.

In response, Meghan has instructed her PR team to create new positive stories to divert attention from the mockery.

Fortunately, Page Six is here to lend a helping hand.

According to a report, Meghan is said to be thrilled about an upcoming major deal that could potentially revive her Hollywood dreams.

Closer UK, citing an anonymous source, claims that this new venture has the power to make or break Meghan's career.

The source, who may very well be Meghan herself, suggests that word of mouth is spreading about a potential lucrative payout, even surpassing the million-dollar deal she had with Spotify.

However, let's not forget that Spotify distanced itself from Meghan and Harry, labeling them as grifters.

It's safe to assume that Spotify regrets ever associating with them.

So, forgive us if we find it hard to believe that Meghan is about to sign on with Audible.

The alleged insider further reveals that the speculated deal with Audible would place Meghan in the company of Michelle and Barack Obama, who signed a deal with the platform in 2022.

One can't help but wonder if Meghan's infatuation with Michelle Obama has reached obsessive levels.

It's clear that Meghan fails to grasp the fact that the Obamas have no interest in her.

When will she take the hint?

Despite the confident front she puts on, Meghan has been in a desperate spot since losing the Spotify deal, dealing a massive blow to both her ego and career aspirations.

We've heard countless promises of Meghan turning everything around for herself, starting new ventures, reigniting her acting career, and more.

But actions speak louder than words, and Meghan's track record of delivering on her promises is abysmal.

It seems she fails to understand that merely discussing plans without taking action achieves nothing.

Let's not forget why Meghan lost the Spotify deal in the first place.

The primary issue was the lack of content production.

For two years, they had the deal but only managed to release a single 30-minute Christmas episode.

Then came “Archewell Audio,” a desperate attempt to salvage the partnership.

However, the show's execution was flawed.

Meghan monopolized the conversation, barely allowing her guests to speak.

The show quickly lost its appeal, failing to captivate listeners and ultimately becoming a bore.

One of Meghan's biggest flaws is her overestimation of her own importance and talent.

She believes that her name alone is enough to guarantee success.

Unfortunately, that's not how the real world works.

In the competitive podcast industry, why would anyone choose to listen to Meghan whine about her problems with the royal family?

Her problems are neither impressive nor new, and she has already exhausted the topic.

The insider claims that Meghan feels ready to work with Audible, but acknowledges the daunting nature of the opportunity.

However, given her previous failure to put in the necessary effort, it's hard to believe that this time will be any different.

Meghan's inability to grasp her own shortcomings and accept her failures is concerning.

She seems to be under the illusion that this deal will make or break her, despite the numerous chances she has already been given.

Hollywood's power brokers are well aware of Meghan and Harry's Spotify blunder.

A second failure could spell disaster for their brand, as it would erode trust in their ability to deliver quality content.

The stakes are undeniably high.

The couple was fortunate to secure lucrative deals initially, with companies banking on their potential.

However, it soon became evident that their lack of substance and interesting content rendered them unappealing.

The Duke and Duchess titles alone cannot save them from their current predicament.

Page Six reached out to Audible for clarification, and a spokesperson promptly denied the reports, stating that there are no negotiations with Meghan Markle.

This puts an end to the speculation surrounding the Audible deal.

But one must question the purpose behind these false narratives.

Is it the work of WME, one of the industry's top talent agencies, or is it merely an attempt to find work for Duchess Difficult?

Whatever the case may be, it's clear that Meghan's future in the entertainment industry remains uncertain.

As spring approaches, rumors circulate that Meghan may part ways with WME.

What lies ahead for her then?

Will any PR or talent agency be willing to represent her?

Or will Meghan take matters into her own hands, relying solely on her trusty “insider,” Scooby-Doo, as her mouthpiece?

Only time will tell.

Unfortunately, it seems that we are still far from bidding farewell to Meghan and her endless career aspirations.

Now it's your turn to weigh in.

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