Jimmy Kimmel’s Hilarious Revenge on Prince Harry: A Parody Book and a Frostbitten Fiasco

Prince Harry has found himself at the center of yet another round of mockery, this time courtesy of popular talk show host Jimmy Kimmel.

The Duke recently made headlines with revelations about his frostbitten p-nis in his memoir and during a television appearance in the US.

Kimmel wasted no time in capitalizing on the situation by unveiling a rhyming children's book titled “The Prince and the p-nis” on his show, Jimmy Kimmel Live.

The audience erupted in laughter as Kimmel introduced the cheeky book.

The segment began with Kimmel humorously setting the stage, saying, “If the kids are still up, this would be a good time to gather them around the TV.”

He then proceeded to recite passages from the book, regaling the audience with a comical tale of a young codger who ventured into the snowy North Pole and suffered the unfortunate consequence of freezing his “wee todger.”

The vivid description of Harry's discolored and frostbitten appendage had the crowd in stitches.

As Kimmel continued to read, he portrayed Harry's distressed cries for help and his mother's timely arrival with a cream to alleviate the discomfort.

The book took a humorous turn when Harry questioned his mother about using the same cream on her lips, to which she responded affirmatively, even mentioning applying it to her “nips.”

The passage cleverly referenced the renowned psychoanalyst Sir Sigmund Freud, adding an additional layer of wit to the story.

Kimmel concluded the reading by suggesting that Elizabeth Arden cream, famously used by Princess Diana for her lips, could also serve as a remedy for icy chills on one's “hard-on.”

The lighthearted tale ended with the proclamation that everyone lived happily ever after in a castle neighboring Oprah's residence.

The connection between Kimmel's playful jab at Harry and his friendship with Jennifer Aniston, potentially seeking revenge for Courtney Cox's involvement in the Duke's memoir, was not lost on observant viewers.

Filmed in Los Angeles, Jimmy Kimmel Live is known for its liberal leanings and attracts a wide audience, including many Hollywood elites.

Kimmel's closing remark about living happily ever after near Oprah's castle subtly hinted at the Harkles' lack of popularity in their local area.

The parody book cleverly referenced Elizabeth Arden cream, which Prince Harry himself admitted to using on his frostbitten p-nis, sharing an intimate detail that raised eyebrows.

Not everyone found the situation amusing, however.

Former Fox News presenter Megyn Kelly expressed her disapproval, stating that it was not normal for a man to reveal such intimate details.

Kelly criticized Harry's lack of dignity and questioned his decision to share such personal information.

She argued that most men would instinctively keep such matters private.

Prince Harry himself addressed the incident during an appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, where the two shared a lighthearted conversation over tequila.

Colbert jokingly asked when Harry realized there was a crisis at the South Pole, referring to the frostbite incident.

The Prince playfully responded that his appendage did not turn into an icicle or snap off like a graham cracker, prompting laughter from the audience.

In the world of late-night entertainment, humor often takes center stage, and Jimmy Kimmel's parody book certainly delivered laughs at Prince Harry's expense.

While some may question the appropriateness of sharing such personal stories, it seems that for now, the Duke is willing to embrace the lighter side of the situation, engaging in playful banter with talk show hosts and finding humor in his own misfortune.